The Chicken Ranch Brothel and the Ladies really like to laugh.  Here are some favorite jokes from the Chicken Ranch Brothel.

How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.

How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes.

How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
“Is it in?”

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she’s going to eat me.

What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he’s getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
“Hang on, boy! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!”

What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
“Will I really drown if you take your finger out?”

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder
they get.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.

What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A pubic hair.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don’t do dick.

What does a female snail say during sex?
Faster, faster, faster!

What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
All it takes is one prick and its all over.

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.