Here is a collection of funny pick up lines just for laughs!

* I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

* Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

* I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

* Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

* Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

* I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

* I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

* Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

* You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

* You know what would look great on you? Me.

* Can I read your T shirt in brail?

* Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

* You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

* I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

* Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

* Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

* The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

* Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

* Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

* How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

* I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

* That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

* You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

* If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

* What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

* If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

* All those curves! And me with no brakes!

* Can I even get a fake number?